Sad because dog meat is off the menu in Beijing during the Olympics? Fear not, seal penis is still available.

By Your Daily Chum

As we reported 2 weeks ago, the Chinese government ordered restaurants in Beijing to stop serving dog meat during the time Beijing hosts the 2008 Summer Olympics. Something about scaring the Western tourists, etc……

But, fear not, because niche parts of assorted animals can still be purchased at a new speciality penis eatery in Beijing. Besides horse penis with a chili dip, customers can order the member of a seal, which is apparently a delicacy. Before you make any condescending remarks, remember that cultures vary around the world in cuisine, music, art, etc., so don’t be so closed minded. All of you xenophobes can eat a dick.

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One Response to “Sad because dog meat is off the menu in Beijing during the Olympics? Fear not, seal penis is still available.”

  1. Jonathan Says:

    That last statement made me burst out laughing in the office. Well-said.

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