The Goatee Saver makes looking like a 1990′s date-rapist even easier.

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One Response to “The Goatee Saver makes looking like a 1990′s date-rapist even easier.”

Matt Says:
February 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm | Reply
And you can look like Hannibal Lector while shaving. How much better can it get? I use this every day.

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