This lady’s weave stopped a .40 caliber bullet. Hair her story. (sorry)
“I’ve invested a lot of money into this weave and it saved my life.”
Archive for the ‘Bizarre’ Category
The Bulletproof Weave: Coming to hoods everywhere?
February 22, 2009Hate clowns but want to them to scare you anyway? Ante-up you sadists.
February 19, 2009
I hate clowns. With a passion. I could bid on this, but would probably end up facing homicide charges after killing said clown. Some enterprising individual decided to put his services up for bid on Ebay. Take a look at some of the description of the service you can bid on.
Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared……..~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime!
Hamster wanted in possible abduction of young woman.
February 18, 2009The “Preggo Shuffle Rap.” Bleach for your eyes and daggers for your ears while recommended, are not provided.
February 17, 2009I hate myself. Watch at your….oh…..I just…….this is almost too much. I challenge you to watch the whole thing. Take 6 pregnant white women from the 80′s, then have them rap about exercising while pregnant, and finally watch as they ruin hip hop for eternity. The last time I was this ashamed to be white was when Michael Jackson was charged a 2nd time for child molestation.
Mommy why does Mickey want to eat my soul?
February 8, 2009
Yes, it’s the King of Hype himself, Marilyn Manson, dressed as a “misunderstood” Mickey Mouse during a 2003 photoshoot with Gottfried Helnwein. Another pic. and the full text can be found here.
Astrology Songs by Harvey Sid Fischer
February 5, 2009Seriously. Harvey Sid Fischer sings a song for every astrological sign. Why? I’m really not sure. At least they’re high quality and very catchy.
“Aquarius”
Check out all of Harvey’s astrology songs at his Youtube Channel.
Things you see in a grocery store parking lot: shopping carts, cars, 51 yr. old man making out with blow up dolls.
February 5, 2009
(plastic skanks in question)
George Bartusek was arrested for Disturbing the Peace when he was seen making out with plastic blow up dolls in a Publix grocery store parking lot. This quote kind of sums it up:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it’s no good,” said witness Phyllis Shepard.
Via MSNBC
These are the kind of coworkers you don’t want.
February 5, 2009Double-decker car racing
January 27, 2009Bonus. One gent loses his prosthetic arm around the 2:40 mark.
Viva El Pye!
“Story of Ricky”-Ricky vs Silly Lung & Wild Cat. By far the most violent action sequence you’ll see today.
January 20, 2009So bizarre. Not for the faint of heart. Note to remember: if you see some gent punch through a man 3x his size, just leave him alone.
Courtesy of Izzy, who has perpetrated countless acts of violence against me with his constant mooning.
